Beef - eating & Olympics : India suffers Himalayan humiliation because of Hindu hate-mongers

COM. AYYANKALI

No no no... Don’t worry. We have 9% GDP growth. We can still boast of being software superheroes because of cunningly manipulating foreign exchange market and giving total income tax holiday to our most beloved Brahmin infotech and software sector — even though our Brahmin computer coolies are doing low end coding jobs. So please don’t worry if the Black African beef-eating Jamaica (West Indies) got 20 gold medals at the Olympics and even the Black African Ethiopia (yes, the same starving Ethiopia) got 4 gold medals. So what if we Brahmins don’t get any Nobel Prizes year after year or any Olympic medals?

As long as beef-eating Pakistan does not get any medal, we must be very very happy and celebrate. Also, as long as we can continue to deny reservations to the Bahujan majority, we must rejoice. If we allow reservations in sports, then Bahujans will get all the gold. If such things happen, then how will we boast? As it is, we don’t get anything when it comes to Nobel Prizes in physics, chemistry or biology.

We are big zeroes in every international event, except cheating. But surely we will win all the gold medals if hypocrisy, casteism, racism, boasting, cruelty, lying, cheating and arrogance are included in the Olympics. Both China and US will fail to even qualify for such unique events. Not for nothing do we call ourselves Aryan Brahmin Bhoodevatas. So, what if we can’t win any gold? Winning Olympics gold means putting in very hard work.

Eternal leisure & perpetual pleasure: We hate work but we believe only in eternal leisure and perpetual pleasure. In fact, we take great pride in not working but stealing the fruits and credit of work done by Bahujans and other people. If we can’t win, we will not allow those beef-eating Bahujan slaves also to win. We will simply starve them of their cheap beef protein. But secretly eat tasty beef cutlets along with Scotch when we are abroad, but we will never allow Bahujans to eat any beef. That is because we simply love being dogs in the manger. We are professional and congenital partypoopers, spoilsports and killjoys. If we let Bahujans eat beef, then they will get all the gold.

Sorry, that simply cannot be allowed at any cost. Long ago, our Brahmin forefathers openly ate beef and it was our favourite food called Madhuparka which we used to eat along with soma rasa and sura liqour. But to fool the Budha, we had to give up eating our favourite beef.

Even today, in the Indian Army, our Brahmin boys still eat beef. But despite eating beef our Brahmin boys are total cowards and useless when it comes to fighting hardy beef-eating Pakistani Muslims or killing beef-eating Kashmiri Muslims also.

Cowardly Brahmin boys: These days, we are a bit worried... Because of our anti-beef policies, Bahujan malnutrition is at an all time high and it is getting worse. If this continues, how will we be able to get strong and hardy Bahujan slaves for the Indian Army? After all, our cowardly Brahmin boys in the Indian Army are totally useless when it comes to actual fighting. Besides, we need so many Bahujan slaves in the Army so as to brainwash them and make them kill their own people like Gujjars, whenever they rebel against our oppressive rule.

When China wins all the gold and leaves US far behind, we can always fool everyone saying that China is a dangerous communist dictatorship. But when we can’t get enough Bahujan slaves in the Indian Army to kill their own people, then what do we do? Surely, we can’t allow them to eat beef even temporarily. Because all those Jews and Europeans and Chinese eat only beef and see how they are winning Nobel Prizes also.

Military base to USA: No no no... We can’t permit these Bahujans to get rid of malnutrition by eating cheap beef protein and winning Olympic medals. It is better to give zionist-Jewish controlled US military bases in India so that beef-eating Black Africans employed in the US Army can be used to kill Bahujan revolutionaries like Gujjars. That is why we signed the nuclear deal to enable strategic relationship with the American zionist Jews and Israeli zionist Jews.

Yes, we must not allow Bahujans to eat beef and win Olympic medals or Nobel Prizes. This is against our Manusmriti and our Dharma Shaastras. Even if we can’t win any Olympic gold, Bahujans must not be permitted to win. If the Bahujans win gold, then all our Brahmin girls will madly run after these beef-eating Untouchables and queue up for having sex with them. When this happens, everybody will come to know how impotent, incompetent and cowardly fools we are. Overnight beef-eating Bahujans will become world champions and heroes. Imagine what will happen to us if we give these Bahujans beef and all ultramodern sporting facilities. These bloody Bahujans have bodies of steel. Imagine what they will be able to do if we allowed them to eat beef. All their Muslim brothers supplying and selling beef will also become millionaires.

Then our opportunist Brahmin girls will run after them also. How can we permit that?

Muslim millionairs: Somehow we are barely managing to hold on to our infotech and software monopoly through casteist apartheid. If we allow the entire country to eat beef, then there will be just too many Muslim millionaires. That can never be permitted. We know very well that only beef eating can get Olympics gold like China. We also know that even if our Brahmin boys eat beef, it is of no use because we are first class impotents and cowards. So we cannot permit a strong sports culture in India which can be dominated only by beef-eating Bahujans. If Bahujans win all Olympic gold, then what will happen to our Brahmin boys like Sachin Tendulkar? All our Brahmin cricket boys will be ignored by our own Brahminical capitalists and Brahmin girls. That is why, we will die — but never allow a strong and healthy sporting culture in India. Never.

DV Aug.16, 2008 p.24: “Eat beef to win Olympics”.